HE TRIED TO EAT ME.

Yeah, I was a priest and treasurer of a cult who worshiped the sun. And fire.

...What? You didn't know?

( Not IC cut. )

Is that all you people are capable of posting on this Network? Seriously, one can only read about war, angst, and relationship problems for so long. Fix it.

Here, a breath of fresh air:

What is so fragile that when you say its name you break it?

If you can't get this one, you shouldn't even be using a computer.